Yeah you, in the Lexus

Get off your phone and drive. If I had been able to get my camera out this morning, I would have posted your license plate up on the traffic offenders web site. When you have a mile's worth of open road in front of you, you have no right to chat with your buddy along side a car in the right lane.

It's people like you that get my day to such a maddening start... Let me personally thank you for that.